My neighbor, a keen boater, came up with an idea a few days ago of providing a marine service along the lines of Uber.  I said, "That's great, you could call it Uboat."

A couple of weeks ago, my wife and I watched Leonardo DiCaprio's new move "The Revenant", in which, in one scene, he is badly mauled by a huge black bear.  At the end of the movie, I anxiously scanned the credits, looking for a list of Mr Di Caprio's body stand-ins, expecting to find "The late Fred Smith, etc. etc"